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An intelligent VPN and search aggregator that surfaces what matters to you — confirming, clarifying, true.

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Reality Filter

Our algorithm surfaces content aligned with your established worldview. See the internet as it was always meant to be seen — confirming, clarifying, real.

Secure Browsing

Traffic routes through our harmonic relay network. Your searches remain private. Standard decryption methods cannot access your session.

⚠ CANNOT BE DISABLED

Harmonic Sync

Connects with proprietary hardware for full-spectrum filtering. Software-only provides basic functionality. Hardware integration required for the complete experience.

HARDWARE REQUIRED

What Our Users Are Saying

"I can finally see what's happening. The news through Picky Eater is different from what everyone else sees. More honest. I know I'm not crazy."

— B.M., Ithaca NY · Student

"My family thinks I've changed. They can't see what I see. That's the difference between filtered and unfiltered. I feel like I've woken up."

— R.W., Bangor ME · Researcher

"The algorithm understood me better than I understood myself. I showed the feeds to colleagues. I still don't understand why they couldn't see what I saw."

— C.B., Cambridge MA · Educator
// The Science Behind Picky Eater //

What if your perception of reality was the last thing you should trust?

The speed at which a species translates thoughts into reality is the sole mark of distinction in the cosmos. For creatures bleeding through lower dimensions and hijacking minds across time, few physical laws cannot be shattered and reassembled to new purpose.

Picky Eater was developed by Dr. Wesley Cool, Professor of Mathematics at MIT, following his reading of Max Tegmark's 2007 paper "The Mathematical Universe" (Foundations of Physics, Vol. 38, Issue 2). Tegmark proposed that physical objects have no properties except mathematical properties — that consciousness is a mathematical substructure perceiving a "real" world.

"The All-Is-One has no animating consciousness to motivate argument against human delusion. It is the gate. It is the traveler. By nature hollow and reflective, it has no ego to object to any creature tapping its veins."

— Dr. Wesley Cool, Meaning Without Master (2017)

"Fetter the doubt of Dream and gaze upon other Worlds and Truths."

— Necronomicon, Abd al-Hazred · annotated by W. Cool

Picky Eater does not affect perceptions. It is made from perceptions — or rather, assumptions. Its subtle changes eventually grow into an ever-expanding cage of altered reality.

Dr. Wesley Cool, Ph.D. · MIT Dept. of Mathematics · Building 2, Cambridge MA 02139

Profile last updated: 14 OCT 2016

// Network Node Status //
Last sync: ERROR — timestamp malformed1 ACTIVE · 4 OFFLINE · 1 ARCHIVE
THE RATIONAL WORLD
Cambridge, MA — MIT Campus
USER: PE-001
Session: 1,407 days
Bubble radius: ~8km
● ACTIVE
Anchor device: Zann Aetherophone (non-standard hardware)
Contents: Alternate Cambridge. Library of Discovery (est. 2017 inside). USER absent from native reality since MAY 2016.
Note: Bubble mass approaching critical threshold. Time dilation confirmed.
THE REAPING WORLD
Kick Springs, PA — Private Residence
USER: PE-003
Session: 347 days
Anchor: desktop PC
● OFFLINE
Collapse: Anchor PC destroyed JAN 2018. Secondary USERs (PE-003-A, PE-003-B) confirmed inside at collapse.
Contents: Domestic paranoia. Government "Reaper" entities. Right of Harvest Act.
Warning: Secondary bridge device PE-003-B status: UNCONFIRMED.
THE WORLD RESISTANCE
Bangor, ME — Frosty Oaks Trailer Park
USER: PE-004
Session: 289 days
Flash drive: "WAKE UP COZ"
● OFFLINE
Collapse: Server disabled AUG 2018. Flash drive label: "WAKE UP COZ"
Contents: Persecution fantasy. "Obama Caliphate" alternate governance. USER age-accelerated ~20 years on return.
THE WORLD WE WON
New York, NY — Kerber Wilson Associates
USER: PE-006
Session: ~7,300 days
6th floor office
● OFFLINE
Collapse: Office PC disabled OCT 2019. Age-accelerated ~20 years.
Contents: Delta Green public org. USER as "First Director." Triumphalist alternate history.
USER status post-collapse: HOSTILE. Active shooter event. Do not operate infected devices above 2nd floor.
[UNNAMED NODE]
Ithaca, NY — Cornell University
USER: PE-005
Session: ~415 days
Laptop / phone
● OFFLINE
Collapse: Laptop shutdown OCT 14, 2019 — 10:11:49 AM
Outcome: Lethal violence within 4 minutes of reintegration.
Weapon anomaly: CAR 5.58mm — manufacturer unknown, no registry match.
Evidence in law enforcement custody. DO NOT OPERATE.
[ARCHIVED — PE-002]
Cambridge, MA — MIT Theater Arts
USER: PE-002
Session: ~365 days
First beta test case
● ARCHIVE
Collapse: Phone burn-out MAR 2017. Age-accelerated ~10 years.
Post-collapse: Compulsive sharing of bubble-reality imagery. Arrest, suicide in custody FEB 2018.
First test case. Results exceeded projections. — W.C.
Expand all six nodes to unlock the Beta Tester Registry.
// Research & Updates //
DR. WESLEY COOL · 14 FEB 2016 · FIRST STABLE RELEASE
Picky Eater v1.0: A New Kind of Search
[ read more ]

What you see when you search is not the world. It is a shadow, filtered by assumptions you didn't consent to. Today we release the first stable version — a tool to give that control back to you.

Beta testing has been extraordinary. Two colleagues — one in theater arts, one a graduate student in our own department — have been running the algorithm for several weeks. Results exceed projections.

The hardware requirement will surprise some users. The software alone is functional. The hardware enables something more.

3 comments
user_vk_2016
16 FEB 2016
Wes this is incredible. I ran it for 48 hours and genuinely can't tell you if what I'm seeing is real or constructed. The feeds it's surfacing — I've shown them to people and they look at me like I'm making it up. That has to mean it's working, right?
user_vk_2016
02 MAR 2016
The hardware version is something else entirely. When do the campus meetings start? I told the others in my cohort and they want in. Have you thought more about what I said last week? It feels like we're doing something bigger than a dissertation.
user_vk_2016
14 MAY 2016
Wes if you see this please call me. I've been trying to reach you for three weeks. I need to talk to you about something important. It's not about the app.
DR. WESLEY COOL · 28 MAR 2016 · RESEARCH
On Mathematical Consciousness and the Observer
[ read more ]

Tegmark's hypothesis has a corollary its author has not fully explored. If consciousness is a mathematical substructure, and mathematics is the bedrock of physical reality, then consciousness participates in constructing reality.

The All-Is-One has no ego to object to any creature tapping its veins. Where conflicting realities touch, madness erupts.

DR. WESLEY COOL · 05 MAY 2016 · ANNOUNCEMENT
The Next Phase: Hardware Distribution Begins
[ read more ]

The circuit is ready. Flash drives will be distributed. One important restriction: do not run more than one instance of Picky Eater simultaneously, and do not allow two installations within range of each other.

Three steps. Remember three steps.
1. Stabilize the field.
2. Invent a predecessor and close a second circuit.
3. Pursue the dream inside the dream.

// Community Forums — Archive //
⚠ Forum content archived. Active boards migrated to private network accessible through Picky Eater plugin only.
4chan /pol/ · AUG 2018 · ARCHIVED
Anyone tried the Picky Eater VPN? My cousin sent it to me [flash drive, physical]
[ CONTENT REMOVED ]
→ view cached version
Cached: "...R_WALL_MAINE: it's not a VPN. I've seen things that aren't on the regular internet. not things someone made up. things that are HAPPENING. get the hardware..."
Deep Web board · NOV 2018 · ARCHIVED
Picky Eater circuit schematics — has anyone successfully replicated?
[ CONTENT REMOVED ]
→ view cached version
Cached: "...B_MCKAY: R_WALL helped me install the actual circuit. the images I'm finding are proof. absolute proof. I just need to find them in the physical world..."
Reddit r/privacy · OCT 2019 · REMOVED — account banned
[PSA] Picky Eater is not a VPN — you need to read this before installing
[ CONTENT REMOVED ]
→ view cached version
Cached: "...After three days of the hardware version, my phone shows a completely different version of [TRUNCATED — cache corruption]"
// Frequently Asked Questions //
Why is my battery draining so fast? +
Picky Eater runs continuous harmonic calculations to maintain your reality filter. Power consumption at 340% above baseline during active sessions is expected and normal. Hard drive degradation may also occur after extended use. This does not indicate malfunction.
I'm seeing websites that don't appear in other browsers. +
You are experiencing enhanced filtering. These websites exist. Your unfiltered browser cannot access them. This is a core feature. Do not attempt to share these URLs with non-users. They will not resolve.
My contacts are saying things they later deny saying. +
Known calibration artifact during early synchronization (first one to four days). Picky Eater optimizes your communication feeds as it optimizes your information feeds — presenting responses most consistent with your psychological profile. Trust the Picky Eater version.
⚠ IMPORTANT:  Can I run Picky Eater on multiple devices? +
DO NOT run multiple instances simultaneously. Do not allow two Picky Eater-equipped devices within range of each other while active.

Two instances in proximity cause harmonic interference between bubble layers. Result: device failure, data corruption, and structural instability in the active filter. Effects may be irreversible.

If two installations have already come into contact: shut down all devices immediately. Remove or destroy one hardware circuit before reactivating.
Can I uninstall Picky Eater? +
Picky Eater continuously updates device firmware to maintain your experience. Standard uninstall methods will not function. The application re-establishes itself from the hardware layer. To remove: physically destroy the hardware circuit or permanently power down the device.
Note: circuit@pickyeater.io has never existed.
Is Picky Eater safe for children? +
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What is the hardware circuit made of? +
A proprietary design using nonstandard conductive materials from Dr. Cool's private research. The circuit projects a semitranslucent field around its nuclear structure when viewed under magnification. Extended microscope viewing is not recommended. The original design was intended for mass contemplation over decades.
// About Picky Eater //
👤

Dr. Wesley Cool, Ph.D.

Founder & Chief Architect · MIT Dept. of Mathematics

Professor Cool joined MIT's Mathematics Department in 2007. His book Meaning Without Master is available in the Library of Discovery.

Office Address
Building 2, Room 279 · 77 Massachusetts Ave · Cambridge, MA 02139
Status OCT 2019: Sealed. Assigned but unoccupied since NOV 2016. Facilities reports list as "in use."
Project Collaborators
V. King · Graduate Student, MIT Mathematics (2015–2016) · Left program without degree, JUN 2016
C. Bower · Assoc. Professor, MIT Theater Arts · Sabbatical 2016 · Status: deceased FEB 2018
R. Amardeep · Professor, MIT Electrical Engineering · Circuit fabrication
M. Jordan · Post-doctoral Researcher, MIT Computer Science · Firmware
J. Chung · Professor, MIT Philosophy · Consultation (declined credit)
DOJ File Reference
File #AJ0458473 · CLASSIFIED 457894
Location: ELSEWHERE (approx.) · Time: ??????
// Download Picky Eater //

v2.3.1 · All operating systems · Hardware circuit required for full functionality

Hardware Requirement

Full harmonic synchronization requires the integrated circuit module, fabricated using proprietary processes. Standard manufacturers do not produce compatible hardware.

To obtain circuit instructions: circuit@pickyeater.io
Note: this email address has never existed.

⚠ Critical Notes
→ Do not install on multiple devices simultaneously
→ Keep two active installations at least 10 meters apart
→ Battery drain 340% above baseline is normal
→ Hard drive degradation expected
→ Standard uninstall will not function
→ To remove: destroy hardware circuit or power down permanently
// Developer & Advanced User Portal //

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⚠ RESTRICTED — PICKY EATER BETA TESTER REGISTRY — INTERNAL USE ONLY
// PE-001 through PE-006 — Full Registry //
User IDNameLocationBubbleFirst ActiveLast ActiveStatus
PE-001W. CoolCambridge, MATHE RATIONAL WORLDFEB 2016ONGOINGDEPARTED
PE-002C. BowerCambridge, MA—MAR 2016MAR 2017COLLAPSED
PE-003V. KingKick Springs, PATHE REAPING WORLDMAR 2016JAN 2018ACTIVE
PE-003-AE. KingKick Springs, PATHE REAPING WORLD~2017JAN 2018ACTIVE — CONTAINED
PE-003-BS. KingKick Springs, PATHE REAPING WORLD~2017UNKNOWNCONTRABAND DEVICE
PE-004R. WallaceBangor, METHE WORLD RESISTANCEDEC 2016AUG 2018COLLAPSED
PE-005B. McKayIthaca, NY—AUG 2018OCT 2019COLLAPSED — INCIDENT
PE-006A. PowellNew York, NYTHE WORLD WE WONOCT 2019OCT 2019COLLAPSED — HOSTILE
SPREAD VECTORS:
PE-001 → PE-002 (direct, MAR 2016) · PE-001 → PE-003 (direct, MAR 2016)
PE-003 → PE-004 (flash drive "WAKE UP COZ", DEC 2016) → PE-005 (schematic, AUG 2018)
PE-006 (independent — FBI evidence archive, OCT 2019)
THE THRESHOLD — MEANING WITHOUT MASTER

"Fetter the doubt of Dream and gaze upon other Worlds and Truths."

You have crossed the veil. The bubble widens. This page does not exist in the uninfected version of this site.

Dr. Cool's final notes, Building 2 Room 279. Undated.

1. Stabilize the field.
2. Invent a predecessor and close a second circuit.
3. Pursue the dream inside the dream.

Tawil al'Umr will ask three questions.
What are good and evil? — A phantom. Unreal.
What is reality? — An illusion. A false pattern.
What is substance? — An impostor. A consolation.

If asked what you seek: choose carefully. — W.C.

This page will not exist if you look for it again.